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somedreamingstate:

tyleroakley:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

“The only difference between me and my mother making them is I took some grown up initiative instead of being caught up in obsolete gender roles.”

“The only thing that would have been gay about me baking cookies is if a dude wanted to perform fellatio on me as payment for them because let’s face it, my cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.”

(Source: thatgirlsamm)